Special post by Jacob Beaty
Jennifer went to the market to buy vegetables, and I
stayed home with the boys and Sophia. I finished what I was reading on the
internet about geology and propped Sophia in her bouncy chair. Michael was
recreating a soccer game on the floor of the living room using colored plastic
bottle caps for the different teams. I thought I would sit down with my book in
the living room, watch the baby a little, watch Michael a little, but
mostly read.
I sat down with the book and read half-way through one sentence.
“Daddy, look!” Michael then showed me how the white cap with red letters was
Messi and how he could kick the rolled up gum wrapper ball. I re-read the first
half of the sentence. “Daddy, look!” the white cap with blue letters was
Ronaldino. I re-read the first half of the sentence, and managed to make it
through two more. All the while, Michael was saying, “Daddy, look! Daddy!
Daddy! Look, Daddy, look!”
The red caps were Real Madrid. I read a sentence. “Daddy,
look!” Real Madrid scored a goal. “Daddy, look!” I read another sentence.
“Look, Daddy!” I ignored him and kept reading. “Daddy! Daddy! Daddy!” I looked
up. I don’t even like soccer. There was a fight with the goalie. Michael was
making punch impact sounds with his mouth and producing a spray of spittle with
each hit. I tried to read another sentence, but had to read it again for the
sound of spitting concussions. He was adding to the drama by making some
sing-songy string of seven distorted notes, repeated endlessly like a drunken
rendition of the Mario Brothers background music.
“Daddy, look!” Some other story about the bottle caps.
“Daddy, look!” I read another sentence and put my finger on the spot. The white
team was subbing in blue caps, they’re not as good, but Messi was injured. I lost
my spot on the page. After some searching, I found it. “Daddy, look! Daddy,
Daddy, Daddy! Look, Daddy!” It was like a battering ram! He was relentless!
Even a pencil can break down a door with enough hits.
Jennifer left me for over an hour. She finally came
through the door, arms loaded down with bags of vegetables. She set them on the
floor and walked into the bedroom for something, it doesn’t matter. I followed
her and told her about my day, well, the hour. She walked back out of the
bedroom into the kitchen to deal with the vegetables. I followed her and kept
telling my story. I think she was trying to get away, but I wasn’t going to let
her. “Honey, listen!”
“Now you know how I feel!” she exclaimed with a grin. “It’s going to
be great when you’re working from home.”
“Oh no, I’m going to have my own private little special
little office!”
“I want my own office, too!”
It’s a good thing I have so much patience.